Sep 22, 2026 · 54 min · 13 segments
Shan owes Tessa one. After Tessa set Shan up on the blind date that led her to the love of her life, Shan is returning the favour and she’s convinced she knows exactly what Tessa needs. No photos…
Before we get in deep, because you know we like to go deep, I wanted to say firstly, thank you to everyone who's watching, but I do need you guys to subscribe, like, engage in any of our posts on YouTube, on Spotify, anywhere that you watch it, because I want to better service you.
And I can only do that if I've got the data.
You know I used to be an analyst.
You know the numbers matter, unfortunately, to these people around here.
So please, engage with our staff, subscribe so we can better... perform okay because right now i feel like you're leaving me high and dry i can see you watching and i can see you not subscribing so come on babies let's do it this is still not straight we're your co-hosts your fave les bebs tessa and shannon from
heartbreaks to hard launches we're diving into it all with brutal honesty and a little too much you let's go babies you need to do it with me
strap in babies
How fucking hot does she look? I text her last night.
She's like, so what am I wearing? I'm like, babe, we don't have to match today.
It's fine.
She's like, that's really sad.
Like, I'm sad about that.
I was like, don't worry.
Just wear what makes you feel sexy.
And she fucking down.
Oh, you said black and brown last night.
She now worries.
I ended up changing my fucking outfit.
Now I'm all
black.
You look fucking hot.
Are you excited? I'm ready.
I feel like in lesbian years, I've waited like a very appropriate time.
She probably has.
So now I'm ready.
Before we get in deep, because you know we like to go deep, I wanted to say firstly, thank you to everyone who's watching, but I do need you guys to subscribe, like, engage in any of our posts on YouTube, on Spotify, anywhere that you watch it, because I want to better service you.
And I can only do that if I've got the data.
You know I used to be an analyst.
You know the numbers matter, unfortunately, to these people around here.
So please, engage with our staff, subscribe so we can better... perform okay because right now i feel like you're leaving me high and dry i can see you watching and i can see you not subscribing so come on babies let's do it this is still not straight we're your co-hosts your fave les bebs tessa and shannon from
heartbreaks to hard launches we're diving into it all with brutal honesty and a little too much you let's go babies you need to do it with me
strap in babies
How fucking hot does she look? I text her last night.
She's like, so what am I wearing? I'm like, babe, we don't have to match today.
It's fine.
She's like, that's really sad.
Like, I'm sad about that.
I was like, don't worry.
Just wear what makes you feel sexy.
And she fucking down.
Oh, you said black and brown last night.
She now worries.
I ended up changing my fucking outfit.
Now I'm all
black.
You look fucking hot.
Are you excited? I'm ready.
I feel like in lesbian years, I've waited like a very appropriate time.
She probably has.
So now I'm ready.
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