Sep 29, 2026 · 43 min · 15 segments
**Order in the court, bitches. Lesbian Law is officially in session.** This week, Tessa and Shannen are taking your dating dilemmas, red flags and questionable relationship behaviour to court and…
Let's go.
All
right.
In other news, though, that you're not mentioning and that we need to catch up on, I
was
watching TV the other day.
All of a sudden, twins, Basil.
Twins.
I see Shannon.
Did you hear
me say it? Did you say it? Oh, you didn't watch it, you fucking bitch.
You didn't watch it.
So they introduced me and I ran out to her and then Scotty was like, twins.
No, there's two of them.
And I was like, twins, Basil.
Twins in front of everyone.
know.
I didn't get a reaction.
I wasn't paying attention.
I was shitting myself.
I was so nervous.
Oh, Han, you're so good.
You're made
for TV.
Let's go.
All
right.
In other news, though, that you're not mentioning and that we need to catch up on, I
was
watching TV the other day.
All of a sudden, twins, Basil.
Twins.
I see Shannon.
Did you hear
me say it? Did you say it? Oh, you didn't watch it, you fucking bitch.
You didn't watch it.
So they introduced me and I ran out to her and then Scotty was like, twins.
No, there's two of them.
And I was like, twins, Basil.
Twins in front of everyone.
know.
I didn't get a reaction.
I wasn't paying attention.
I was shitting myself.
I was so nervous.
Oh, Han, you're so good.
You're made
for TV.
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