Sep 22, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min · 12 segments
The Chairs prepare for the Keynote Speech. Also, “This is like Kingdom Hearts but stupider”. Content Warning: Language. Original Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric…
David DillonPanelistMinor point of order, the binding of Mapalopar for 24 hours uses a 5th level spell.
You also have a 6th level spell slot, which makes it last for a week, I believe.
I mean, I like it just because we could have a homie for a while, like, and it costs the same because it's a very expensive spell.
But I know that you wanted to, you kind of just wanted to, like, just have him for the thing and then we could just dump him off at daycare when we're done with him.
I love the naming convention theme for this arc, but man, The Binding of Mapalopar would be a killer title for an episode.
God, I'm picturing fucking Clegg coming back to Chester's chair holding the hands of the biggest ripped demon you've ever seen in your life.
No! And what's-his-fucking-face is eating ice cream in his underwear in her
Minor point of order, the binding of Mapalopar for 24 hours uses a 5th level spell.
You also have a 6th level spell slot, which makes it last for a week, I believe.
I mean, I like it just because we could have a homie for a while, like, and it costs the same because it's a very expensive spell.
But I know that you wanted to, you kind of just wanted to, like, just have him for the thing and then we could just dump him off at daycare when we're done with him.
I love the naming convention theme for this arc, but man, The Binding of Mapalopar would be a killer title for an episode.
God, I'm picturing fucking Clegg coming back to Chester's chair holding the hands of the biggest ripped demon you've ever seen in your life.
No! And what's-his-fucking-face is eating ice cream in his underwear in her
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