Aug 10, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min · 13 segments
In another action packed episode of Shipheads, the crew draft the best live action childhood tv show themes! For other topics, they discuss Taco Bell being a scapegoat for the explosive diarrhea…
Jack KellyHostBillPanelistOkay, episode 85.
This is our
Second take because Jack said something crazy and then I decided that I should say something crazy.
And you know the person that didn't say anything crazy was Johnny, which is actually insane.
Hey, let's give it up for Johnny.
compass.
that's
i feel like that's pretty lukewarm at this point
might be onto something no no that's just a lukewarm statement at this point i
thought you were saying your beer i thought you were saying your beer what your beer what is your beer called Yeah, you
haven't watched it, though.
You should.
You
know.
You said you haven't watched it.
I've been forced to watch episodes, and I didn't enjoy it.
That's true.
Oh, okay.
I was going to say, how can you know if it's your thing or not if you've never watched?
It's because I've been sat down in a room with people and they're like, dude, this show is so good.
You got to watch this show, dude.
It's so good.
And I'm like, all right.
You're just in a
room with a bunch of idiots, it sounds like, just based on

You're not concentrating on the nuance that truly makes Trailer Park Boys such a masterpiece of Canadian television.
I think it's...
Nope.
Never mind.
Actually, I will say it.
I think it's more enjoyable if you're partaking in semi-illegal substances.
I don't know.
Pray do tell.
What is weed classified as nowadays?
It's legal here.
I'm
wired.
That's fine.
I just don't know.
I was just trying to like, is it because I was going to say illegal substances, but I was like, weed's definitely legal.
It's legal.
Well, but it's not legal in the US.
It's it's what?
Yeah, it is.
It's not.
No, it's the states.
The states decide.
But technically, under U.S. law, it's not like
allowed.
I don't know that answer, actually.
Not that I fucking care.
I don't smoke.
Yeah.
Where is weed legal in the U.S.?
start.
It's legal for adults 21 and older in 24 states and Washington, D.C. 21? Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's
like
half.
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay,
so there you go.
This has been Ship Heads.
This has been Ship Heads.
Thanks, guys.
That's your fun fact of the day.
rest of the episode.
And dogs only see blues, greens, yellows, and grays.
So they don't just see gray.
No.
I always thought it was.
Our dogs.
Whoa.
Dogs.
Our dogs is Doug.
Our dogs colorblind.
And then this is those ones.
Fine.
Okay.
The toy one is interesting.
I think like, look at that red to that.
So dogs can't see red.
No.
Or
green.
Or browns.
Really, they can't just see well.
It's like someone muted their colors.
Yeah.
It's like you turned the saturation down a little bit.
Yes.
Yas.
Yas.
Good for dogs.
I mean, bad for dogs, but it's actually a better situation.
So they primarily can see shades of blue, yellow, and gray.
Okay.
Nice.
I'm just going to be wearing blue around my dogs.
I love my dogs.
You guys are killing it right now.
Jack's got yellow on.
Johnny's got blue.
Yeah.
Jack's got gray shorts on.
I'm dog friendly.
You are very dog friendly right now.
Episode 85, we got 15 more to 100.
That is trivial information.
What are we going to do for 100, if anything?
We're definitely going out.
We'll get a bunch of guests on.
Wait, so 15 more episodes? After this, technically 15.
So that's probably going to be like what? November?
Yeah, it's like middle of November.
Right before Thanksgiving, I believe.
Wow.
I was going to say we'd get on a boat.
I mean, we could.
We just would have to get on a plane first and then go on a boat.
We get in a plane.
R.I.P. R.I.P. Great song.
song.
We'll figure something out.
We should do some sort of theme.
But we got a good episode, I think.
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Okay, episode 85.
This is our
Second take because Jack said something crazy and then I decided that I should say something crazy.
And you know the person that didn't say anything crazy was Johnny, which is actually insane.
Hey, let's give it up for Johnny.
compass.
that's
i feel like that's pretty lukewarm at this point
might be onto something no no that's just a lukewarm statement at this point i
thought you were saying your beer i thought you were saying your beer what your beer what is your beer called Yeah, you
haven't watched it, though.
You should.
You
know.
You said you haven't watched it.
I've been forced to watch episodes, and I didn't enjoy it.
That's true.
Oh, okay.
I was going to say, how can you know if it's your thing or not if you've never watched?
It's because I've been sat down in a room with people and they're like, dude, this show is so good.
You got to watch this show, dude.
It's so good.
And I'm like, all right.
You're just in a
room with a bunch of idiots, it sounds like, just based on

You're not concentrating on the nuance that truly makes Trailer Park Boys such a masterpiece of Canadian television.
I think it's...
Nope.
Never mind.
Actually, I will say it.
I think it's more enjoyable if you're partaking in semi-illegal substances.
I don't know.
Pray do tell.
What is weed classified as nowadays?
It's legal here.
I'm
wired.
That's fine.
I just don't know.
I was just trying to like, is it because I was going to say illegal substances, but I was like, weed's definitely legal.
It's legal.
Well, but it's not legal in the US.
It's it's what?
Yeah, it is.
It's not.
No, it's the states.
The states decide.
But technically, under U.S. law, it's not like
allowed.
I don't know that answer, actually.
Not that I fucking care.
I don't smoke.
Yeah.
Where is weed legal in the U.S.?
start.
It's legal for adults 21 and older in 24 states and Washington, D.C. 21? Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's
like
half.
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay,
so there you go.
This has been Ship Heads.
This has been Ship Heads.
Thanks, guys.
That's your fun fact of the day.
rest of the episode.
And dogs only see blues, greens, yellows, and grays.
So they don't just see gray.
No.
I always thought it was.
Our dogs.
Whoa.
Dogs.
Our dogs is Doug.
Our dogs colorblind.
And then this is those ones.
Fine.
Okay.
The toy one is interesting.
I think like, look at that red to that.
So dogs can't see red.
No.
Or
green.
Or browns.
Really, they can't just see well.
It's like someone muted their colors.
Yeah.
It's like you turned the saturation down a little bit.
Yes.
Yas.
Yas.
Good for dogs.
I mean, bad for dogs, but it's actually a better situation.
So they primarily can see shades of blue, yellow, and gray.
Okay.
Nice.
I'm just going to be wearing blue around my dogs.
I love my dogs.
You guys are killing it right now.
Jack's got yellow on.
Johnny's got blue.
Yeah.
Jack's got gray shorts on.
I'm dog friendly.
You are very dog friendly right now.
Episode 85, we got 15 more to 100.
That is trivial information.
What are we going to do for 100, if anything?
We're definitely going out.
We'll get a bunch of guests on.
Wait, so 15 more episodes? After this, technically 15.
So that's probably going to be like what? November?
Yeah, it's like middle of November.
Right before Thanksgiving, I believe.
Wow.
I was going to say we'd get on a boat.
I mean, we could.
We just would have to get on a plane first and then go on a boat.
We get in a plane.
R.I.P. R.I.P. Great song.
song.
We'll figure something out.
We should do some sort of theme.
But we got a good episode, I think.