64-The craziest thing I yelled out during sex

So me and my partner, um, we like to cook once in a while, and so we'll go, and we'll pick out, like, a recipe that we really like.

We'll make a list of all the things we need, and, uh, we go, and we pick it up at the grocery store, right? So we had gone out earlier that day, and we went to the grocery store, and we picked up, you know, this, this, this, this, this.

Like, you know, we were doing good.

We got home, and we start to fool around, and we're starting to have sex, and, you know, he fingers me, and, you know, he puts his dick in, and we're...

He's m- it's missionary, right? And so he's right here, and it's...

You know, we're not otherwise speaking.

It's pretty normal sex, and he's fucking me, and he's fucking me, and all of a sudden, I yell out, "We forgot the feta," literally in the middle of sex because I had just realized that we forgot to pick up feta cheese that we needed for our recipe.

And yes, it stopped the sex.

He was like, "What?" I'm like, "Sorry, it just occurred to me.

Um, well, keep going, keep going." So, you know, we finished having sex.

It was fine.

It was just a little interruption, but I literally, in the middle of, like, penetration, am I like, "We forgot the feta." [laughs] Yeah.

So we did have to actually go back out and pick up feta, but I, I don't know.

I don't know if it's my ADHD brain, where even just because a thought comes to me, I have to say it, 'cause, like, I could have just had that thought while he was fucking me and then, like, waited a hot fucking five, 10 minutes, and it would have been more of appropriate time.

But it was just one of those fucking authentic moments of, "Oh, shit" in the middle of sex.

So it was awkward.

Uh, shit happens.

Uh, I have, uh...

At least I didn't call him someone else's name.

That would be worse.

Um, but asking somebody or telling somebody we forgot feta cheese, not a sexy, uh... not, not recommended for sexy talk.