SCP-6008: "Noah's Ark"

Item number SCP-6008.

Object class: undefined.

Classified level zero unrestricted.

Special containment procedures.

Archive January 1st, 2100.

In order to consolidate information and effectively mitigate collateral damage, file designation SCP-6008 is reserved for the ongoing ecological collapse of the planet Earth.

Due to the threat posed by rising sea levels, fifty-four foundation containment facilities and two hundred and forty-eight auxiliary sites are slated for immediate relocation.

The engineering and technical service department is constructing 30 new high capacity multi-purpose facilities in areas of high elevation with low risk of climate related disasters.

The Department of Ecological Sciences is documenting anomalous tipping points attributing to ecological destabilization.

Current estimates account for 18 to 26% of all ecological contaminants.

A joint 05, 04, and ethics committee conference is scheduled for April 22nd, 2099 in order to establish foundation policy for the year 2100 onward.

O5 recorded memory classified level five top secret.

Ethics committee conference April 22nd, 2099.

Forward.

During the course of the conference, it became clear that the driving force behind the pending ecological collapse was a source of significant debate.

A subcommittee drawn from all three attending groups was established in order to facilitate the creation of specific policy proposals.

Begin log.

[computer sound]

Everyone is here.

Let's begin.

Our mandate is to establish some sort of compromise by which we can move forward with a unified policy proposal for each of our respective departments.

We need to move forward on this, but we cannot do so if we're constantly at loggerheads about the very origin of this catastrophe.

Oh, good, yet another subcommittee.

This is going to work out very well, I'm sure.

If we don't even attempt to work together, then your words become self-fulfilling prophecy.