" I Just Wish I Could Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube"

Got a regretful parents story? Email dinky@dinkypod.com and we'll read it on the pod. Welcome back to our Regretful Parents series, with special guest Bailey Swilley! Follow Bailey: https://www.instagram.com/heybailay/ OCTOBER 18 @ 7:30PM @ the Lyric Hyperion in LA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-baby-for-me-no-thank-you-please-tickets-1992981392996 NOVEMBER 21 @ 7 & 9PM @ The Den Theatre in Chicago https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2026/11/21/a-baby-for-me-no-thank-you-please-the-den-theatre-comedy-club-chicago Don't get pregnant.