Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod
Oct 2, 2026 · 10 min · 11 segments
Is Puerto Plata one of the best cruise ports in the Dominican Republic, or are there a few things you should know first? We discuss the five worst and five best things about cruising to Puerto Plata…
Worst thing, number one, the taxis.
The taxis here are stupid expensive.
Prior to a plaza, taxis can make your toes curl, especially if you're used to just hopping in a cheap little cab.
A ride that feels like it should cost just a few bucks can run away significantly more than you're expecting.
and if you're a family or group and you're trying to get somewhere and back, it can add up really, really fast.
I remember the first time I priced out a taxi, I'm like, oh, hell to the no.
It was crazy expensive.
So I'm like, I'm just gonna do something different.
I'm gonna walk around.
And luckily I was at Taino Bay and I could do that.
It is easily one of the very first things that surprises first-timers here and that's not a fun surprise to have.
Now there is a much, much better alternative and I promise I'll get to it in the best part of this video because while taxis are really expensive, there's a transportation bargain that I wanna talk about.
That'll come in the good part.
But if taxis are your plan A in Porto Plata, go ahead and brace your wallet now.
Worst thing, number one, the taxis.
The taxis here are stupid expensive.
Prior to a plaza, taxis can make your toes curl, especially if you're used to just hopping in a cheap little cab.
A ride that feels like it should cost just a few bucks can run away significantly more than you're expecting.
and if you're a family or group and you're trying to get somewhere and back, it can add up really, really fast.
I remember the first time I priced out a taxi, I'm like, oh, hell to the no.
It was crazy expensive.
So I'm like, I'm just gonna do something different.
I'm gonna walk around.
And luckily I was at Taino Bay and I could do that.
It is easily one of the very first things that surprises first-timers here and that's not a fun surprise to have.
Now there is a much, much better alternative and I promise I'll get to it in the best part of this video because while taxis are really expensive, there's a transportation bargain that I wanna talk about.
That'll come in the good part.
But if taxis are your plan A in Porto Plata, go ahead and brace your wallet now.
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