BONUS: The Garden of Gods' Retirement

So, turns out our horny —sorry, "horned" — romantic Pluto has siblings. And like all siblings, they're annoying, disruptive, omniscientish, and likely to go darting off through space at something approaching light speed just to show off in front of YOUR girlfriend. Ok, those last two might apply more to Pluto's sibs than yours. Whatever the case, they hog all the ambrosia, snap your privates with a lightning bolt when you least expect it ... yeah, I hear it, that might be more Pluto's sibs than yours too, but you get my point — annoying. And like all siblings, they expect all the plebes to worship the very ground they walk on. Even if that ground was the plebes' to start with. In this fabulous bonus episode penned by our own Pete Barry (we love that guy, even if we want to drown Bob in his own earwax), Pluto of the honey-covered voice and words returns to sweep Donna off on the kind of impromptu vacay that requires super powers and membership in the Valhalla of Fame. But their romantic sojourn is interrupted by Pluto's siblings, and things, rather like this description, unravel from there. You’ve been listening to: - Lee Shackleford as Pluto - Bonnie Brantley as Donna - Chris Klaniecki as Mercury - Rebecca Serfass as Diana - Dave Stanger as Mars - J. Michael DeAngelis as Neptune - Dave Serfass as Vulcan - Pete Barry as Jupiter - Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. FX provided by Pete Barry and Freesound users, including: Zap! by BigKahuna: https://freesound.org/people/BigKahuna360/sounds/160421/  Motorbikes by madmini:  https://freesound.org/people/madmini/sounds/192392/ https://freesound.org/people/madmini/sounds/192394/ https://freesound.org/people/madmini/sounds/192399/ Rumble by unfa: https://freesound.org/people/unfa/sounds/258339/ Booming by Filo\_Rossi https://freesound.org/people/Filo\_Rossi/sounds/342136/ Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis https://freesound.org/people/morganpurkis/sounds/385098/ Splash! by Inspector J https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/352102/ Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy https://freesound.org/people/saturdaysoundguy/sounds/388029/ Flying Drone by Sheyvan https://freesound.org/people/Sheyvan/sounds/470127/ Eruption and Cartoon Pop by craigsmith https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675740/ https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/676000/ Large wings by Cultureshock007 https://freesound.org/people/Cultureshock007/sounds/711122/ Campfire by newlocknew https://freesound.org/people/newlocknew/sounds/730704/ and Sonniss Fantasy Pack by Bluezone https://sonniss.com/gameaudiogdc See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.