Battle Lines are Drawn

raff james you got a new couch mate yeah i got a new couch today that's what i was what i was doing today i was waiting for a new couch to be delivered to my to my apartment

i love new couches

yeah new furniture but the couch is king of the furniture i would say

yeah it is i'd say it's the most important piece of furniture like because i wouldn't consider a bed furniture no you get well yeah that's a bed bed to be a bed to bed

separate category you can eat on

the

floor but you can't lounge on the floor No, and I think it's actually just more important full stop, even if you include the bed.

That's true because you can sleep on a damn couch.

You can sleep, yeah.

Play your cards right.

But anyway, while I was getting delivered, I was waiting around my apartment for this guy to come and drop off the couch, right? And he came in the truck.

And, you know, immediately when a guy gets out and talks to you, you're like, this guy's unusual.

Yep.

You know, I think removalists, there's a- There's removalists and there's, like, heavy good delivery guy.

Yeah, I think this guy was, like- In the removalist side of things, or at least Moonlighter, because he did mention that he does removalist work.

Okay.

Anyway, but he's just one of those guys who he's, he kind of, he talked like Goofy, the cartoon character.

He's got like a goofy-ish voice.

And he was just like making strange observational remarks about everything that he just saw around him at all times.

Like he would just be like.

Must be the most popular elevator in the building.

I was like, yeah, it is.

How many elevators are there? There's two.

But I don't think he knew that.

He thought it was one.

Anyway, so he was going on about that.

Anyway, at one point he like, I'm laughing even thinking about it.

He was like, I think he butt dialed someone on his phone and he pulled it out and hung it up.

It was like, mate, it's phones.

Touch screens.

I hate them.

I hate them, mate.

And I was like, oh, yeah.

And he was like, one of these days, I'm going to, it's going to pull up.

I can't even say it.

He was like.

Oh, no. We've lost him.

He was like, it's going to pull up a bloody website.

It's going to pull up a bloody website.

I certainly don't want it to open.

I was like, what are you talking