Jul 16, 2026 · 1 hr 22 min · 9 segments
CW: This episode features mentions of nudity, sexual innuendo, strong language, substance use, violence, gore, and death. Listener discretion is advised. After discovering the truth behind The…
Anna ElizaHost
Nick TavanesePanelist
Noah BryanPanelist
Taylor MurchiePanelist
Aaron OwensPanelist
Cecily, Hazel is standing very close to you, and you see her glance at you and she says, "I guess your theory was right, pipsqueak." Cecily, you see Hazel, her gaze fix on the producer, on the beholder, and she looks back to you.
Um, she uses hunter's lure, and she gathers whatever information that she can looking at this creature's anatomy.
She looks back to you quickly and she says, "I stashed my bow behind one of the pool chairs.
I don't think that this thing is particularly good at resisting anything, but I don't think you're gonna be able to knock it down very easily.
Do you think you're gonna be able to handle it by yourself? I'm more of a back line fighter."
For the first time, the producer looks at you all for the first time and just starts saying, "Boring.
You're all so boring." You see three of its eye stalks curl around its body and lock in.
Okay, Pogo, so [laughs] one of these eyes, the iris is this golden yellowy color, shoots out this [laser firing] bright yellow beam of energy, and it crackles all around your body.
Pogo was already tensed up and, like, on the balls of his feet ready to sprint and get into action, but before he can move, he gets paralyzed.
So he's just kind of frozen, like almost a sprinter's pose, and just slightly off balance.
Cecily, Hazel is standing very close to you, and you see her glance at you and she says, "I guess your theory was right, pipsqueak." Cecily, you see Hazel, her gaze fix on the producer, on the beholder, and she looks back to you.
Um, she uses hunter's lure, and she gathers whatever information that she can looking at this creature's anatomy.
She looks back to you quickly and she says, "I stashed my bow behind one of the pool chairs.
I don't think that this thing is particularly good at resisting anything, but I don't think you're gonna be able to knock it down very easily.
Do you think you're gonna be able to handle it by yourself? I'm more of a back line fighter."
For the first time, the producer looks at you all for the first time and just starts saying, "Boring.
You're all so boring." You see three of its eye stalks curl around its body and lock in.
Okay, Pogo, so [laughs] one of these eyes, the iris is this golden yellowy color, shoots out this [laser firing] bright yellow beam of energy, and it crackles all around your body.
Pogo was already tensed up and, like, on the balls of his feet ready to sprint and get into action, but before he can move, he gets paralyzed.
So he's just kind of frozen, like almost a sprinter's pose, and just slightly off balance.
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