Mina and Lucy's Guide to Slaying Dracula
Oct 8, 2026 · 31 min · 13 segments
Every week this October we're bringing you a few GZM shows you may not have heard before that are just perfect for the Halloween season! This week we bring you... episode 1 of The Ghost Of Jessica…
[rain falling] [dog barking] [groans] [breathes heavily] What's the point of a graveyard fence? Ghosts can just walk through it anyway.
If Mom finds out I came here to your grave again after dark, she'll kill me.
Well, not kill me, but is it a jinx to say that in a cemetery? But I had to talk to you.
Henry's moving in tomorrow, Dahlia too, and I don't want a new dad or a sister.
I want you Sorry if I hurt your feelings last time, telling you mom's getting married again, or I don't know, maybe I told you hoping you'd get upset enough to maybe show up.
All the spirit world stuff I'm studying says sometimes ghosts show up if they get disturbed, so I just want to see you.
I miss you.
[animal howls] Hello?
Shh, they can hear us.
Go, go, go, go.
Is someone there? [suspenseful music]
Shh, shh.
Ugh, now I'm covered in mud.
[rain falling] I've never noticed this grave before.
Jessica Majors, 1864 to 1875.
Majors, like me, and she was 11 like me.
Boo!
Ah!
[laughs] Did we scare you, Lukie?
Yes! I mean, no, I'm not scared.
What are you guys doing here?
Same as you, talking to ghosts in the rain.
You believe in ghosts too?
[rain falling] [dog barking] [groans] [breathes heavily] What's the point of a graveyard fence? Ghosts can just walk through it anyway.
If Mom finds out I came here to your grave again after dark, she'll kill me.
Well, not kill me, but is it a jinx to say that in a cemetery? But I had to talk to you.
Henry's moving in tomorrow, Dahlia too, and I don't want a new dad or a sister.
I want you Sorry if I hurt your feelings last time, telling you mom's getting married again, or I don't know, maybe I told you hoping you'd get upset enough to maybe show up.
All the spirit world stuff I'm studying says sometimes ghosts show up if they get disturbed, so I just want to see you.
I miss you.
[animal howls] Hello?
Shh, they can hear us.
Go, go, go, go.
Is someone there? [suspenseful music]
Shh, shh.
Ugh, now I'm covered in mud.
[rain falling] I've never noticed this grave before.
Jessica Majors, 1864 to 1875.
Majors, like me, and she was 11 like me.
Boo!
Ah!
[laughs] Did we scare you, Lukie?
Yes! I mean, no, I'm not scared.
What are you guys doing here?
Same as you, talking to ghosts in the rain.
You believe in ghosts too?
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