The First (Hinge) Date

Guys.

I have listened to the date episode twice in order to edit it.

I actually refused to edit it further.

So I don't care if there's mistakes and if I'm embarrassing and shit, I don't care because you guys wanted this episode and I can't sit through the same date one more time.

I can't do it.

Anyways, okay, before we get into that, let's do a little update because I think it's very much due.

So as some of you know, I made a TikTok and a reel about exposing married men.

Are you guys fucking mad? Do you think I want a defamation suit against me? Another one.

We'll get into the fact that I have a defamation suit against me for 2 million Rand, but we'll get into that in another story.

So if you are a man and and you're here and you're waiting to perhaps hear your own name or you get a little bit nervous or you've said, ooh, what if she mentioned me? First of all, go fucking die.

Go fucking die because that's guilt in and of itself.

And if you are a woman here listening, ooh, shit, imagine my husband was here or my boyfriend or is he here? If you have even the slightest inclination that he might be on here, please leave him.

Are you mad? stay with someone that you think might be on hinge anyway so guys yeah i'm not gonna do that but i will tell you that you know i was doing stories and whatever i was screenshotting all of these hinge people because half of them are 18 19 20 i'm like where is your mother but so i was like just taking screenshots of the funny like ages and heights yeah i know And posting them on my story, obviously blocking out the people's names and faces.

But the one guy was older and was dipping a girl on the dance floor.

And I put that up and I was like, who the fuck puts this up as their main photo? It literally looks like it's a photo from his wedding day.

Lo and behold, someone DMs me with screenshots from his Facebook.

He's a married man with children.

And that is him at his wedding

dipping his fucking wife.

how dumb can you actually be it's ridiculous anyways he's so far removed from my community it's not even funny but i have seen a few men on hinge that have recently broken up with their spouse or partner and like the word hasn't even gotten out there like they oaks got straight onto hinge brother that's how you find out they've broken up it's like oh i saw this car on hinge yeah yeah yeah him and his chick broke up last night Also, guys, I have – there's some chick sending me dirty pictures in my DMs on Instagram, and I'm kind of keeping her going for an episode.

Like, not keeping her going, but, like, every time she sends something, I'm like, so do men ask you to send you this? Like, to send them this, what's the vibe? And she's like, well, if you – like, I can't disclose exactly what I do.

And I was like, okay, but are you an escort? Like, let's have a podcast episode.

And she was like, I'll think about it.

No, no, no.

So I'm working on it.

Guys.

I have listened to the date episode twice in order to edit it.

I actually refused to edit it further.

So I don't care if there's mistakes and if I'm embarrassing and shit, I don't care because you guys wanted this episode and I can't sit through the same date one more time.

I can't do it.

Anyways, okay, before we get into that, let's do a little update because I think it's very much due.

So as some of you know, I made a TikTok and a reel about exposing married men.

Are you guys fucking mad? Do you think I want a defamation suit against me? Another one.

We'll get into the fact that I have a defamation suit against me for 2 million Rand, but we'll get into that in another story.

So if you are a man and and you're here and you're waiting to perhaps hear your own name or you get a little bit nervous or you've said, ooh, what if she mentioned me? First of all, go fucking die.

Go fucking die because that's guilt in and of itself.

And if you are a woman here listening, ooh, shit, imagine my husband was here or my boyfriend or is he here? If you have even the slightest inclination that he might be on here, please leave him.

Are you mad? stay with someone that you think might be on hinge anyway so guys yeah i'm not gonna do that but i will tell you that you know i was doing stories and whatever i was screenshotting all of these hinge people because half of them are 18 19 20 i'm like where is your mother but so i was like just taking screenshots of the funny like ages and heights yeah i know And posting them on my story, obviously blocking out the people's names and faces.

But the one guy was older and was dipping a girl on the dance floor.

And I put that up and I was like, who the fuck puts this up as their main photo? It literally looks like it's a photo from his wedding day.

Lo and behold, someone DMs me with screenshots from his Facebook.

He's a married man with children.

And that is him at his wedding

dipping his fucking wife.

how dumb can you actually be it's ridiculous anyways he's so far removed from my community it's not even funny but i have seen a few men on hinge that have recently broken up with their spouse or partner and like the word hasn't even gotten out there like they oaks got straight onto hinge brother that's how you find out they've broken up it's like oh i saw this car on hinge yeah yeah yeah him and his chick broke up last night Also, guys, I have – there's some chick sending me dirty pictures in my DMs on Instagram, and I'm kind of keeping her going for an episode.

Like, not keeping her going, but, like, every time she sends something, I'm like, so do men ask you to send you this? Like, to send them this, what's the vibe? And she's like, well, if you – like, I can't disclose exactly what I do.

And I was like, okay, but are you an escort? Like, let's have a podcast episode.

And she was like, I'll think about it.

No, no, no.

So I'm working on it.