Sep 9, 2026 · 57 min · 13 segments
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Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Masked Virgin.
I'm Brian, and I think I've absorbed your toxic sludge for weeks now.
For weeks.
And I'm Kimmon.
What do you like about me? Because there doesn't seem
like there's anything.
He doesn't know how to have an argument.
Because, like, you can't ask that after you've been screaming in his face.
You have to ask that at a good time.
Yes, I agree.
Also,
apparently
you and I are fighting now, you know?
Yeah, it turns out.
It turns out we are in a fight, you guys.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
It's really uncomfortable.
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Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Masked Virgin.
I'm Brian, and I think I've absorbed your toxic sludge for weeks now.
For weeks.
And I'm Kimmon.
What do you like about me? Because there doesn't seem
like there's anything.
He doesn't know how to have an argument.
Because, like, you can't ask that after you've been screaming in his face.
You have to ask that at a good time.
Yes, I agree.
Also,
apparently
you and I are fighting now, you know?
Yeah, it turns out.
It turns out we are in a fight, you guys.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
It's really uncomfortable.