Jun 18, 2026 · 18 min · 10 segments
On this week's Totally Extra: We're giving Zissbags a little bit more time to recover from the ailment of the yeaaaaaar, but never fear, we'd never leave our Lufannians high and dry. Here's some more…
Luisa ZissmanHost[upbeat music] This is a global production
Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content.
You are not a bus, you are not a train, and you are not a tractor.
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't spit it back out.
I just swallowed it.
You know what really fucks me off to the absolute up-teenth pissing level?
They never have the balls-
... to even look at you.
If you're gonna...
Step me out
If you're gonna, if you're gonna not let me in, at least, at least look at me.
It's a 10.
I'd say that's the one to beat.
[upbeat music]
Um, and we have obviously given her that, seeing as neither of us have taken on a sick day in eight years.
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[upbeat music] This is a global production
Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content.
You are not a bus, you are not a train, and you are not a tractor.
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't spit it back out.
I just swallowed it.
You know what really fucks me off to the absolute up-teenth pissing level?
They never have the balls-
... to even look at you.
If you're gonna...
Step me out
If you're gonna, if you're gonna not let me in, at least, at least look at me.
It's a 10.
I'd say that's the one to beat.
[upbeat music]
Um, and we have obviously given her that, seeing as neither of us have taken on a sick day in eight years.