Aug 11, 2026 · 28 min · 10 segments
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Danny LoPrioreHostOoh, ooh.
Baby, can I go down on you? Ooh, ooh.
Baby, can I go down on you? First thing that we're gonna do is I'm going down on you.
Because soon as you're done I can do whatever I gotta do.
I can finish in 30 seconds and no one cares.
Because you're already there.
That's why I wanna do, ooh, can I go down on you? Baby, can I go down on you? Can I go down is the first thing, first thing we're gonna do.
If you climax and you're done, then I'm having fun with you.
'Cause I can give you two minutes of love and that's all I gotta do.
Ooh, can I go down on you? Can I go down on you? Ooh, can I go down on you, baby? Can I go down on you? Can I go down on you, babe? I just gotta get this out the way.
I just want you to finish before I do, because I'm gonna jizz in like two pumps.
Ooh, oh.
Are you feeling good up there, baby? Ooh, ah.
Do you feel my love, baby? Ooh, I'm sweating already and I know that you're sweating too.
But you climax so I'm gonna tell you what I'll do.
Climb on top of you and give you one or two good minutes of love.
You know what I'm trying to do.
You know what I'm trying to do, baby.
Baby.
Baby, what you gonna do when I ...
Ooh.
When I go down on you.
Um, it was cool, uh, back then, but it's not as cool as you think about it now 'cause I was in middle school.
Um, but yeah, you know, sometimes you never know when the artistry's gonna hit you, you know what I'm saying? [guitar strum] That's all it is.
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Ooh, ooh.
Baby, can I go down on you? Ooh, ooh.
Baby, can I go down on you? First thing that we're gonna do is I'm going down on you.
Because soon as you're done I can do whatever I gotta do.
I can finish in 30 seconds and no one cares.
Because you're already there.
That's why I wanna do, ooh, can I go down on you? Baby, can I go down on you? Can I go down is the first thing, first thing we're gonna do.
If you climax and you're done, then I'm having fun with you.
'Cause I can give you two minutes of love and that's all I gotta do.
Ooh, can I go down on you? Can I go down on you? Ooh, can I go down on you, baby? Can I go down on you? Can I go down on you, babe? I just gotta get this out the way.
I just want you to finish before I do, because I'm gonna jizz in like two pumps.
Ooh, oh.
Are you feeling good up there, baby? Ooh, ah.
Do you feel my love, baby? Ooh, I'm sweating already and I know that you're sweating too.
But you climax so I'm gonna tell you what I'll do.
Climb on top of you and give you one or two good minutes of love.
You know what I'm trying to do.
You know what I'm trying to do, baby.
Baby.
Baby, what you gonna do when I ...
Ooh.
When I go down on you.
Um, it was cool, uh, back then, but it's not as cool as you think about it now 'cause I was in middle school.
Um, but yeah, you know, sometimes you never know when the artistry's gonna hit you, you know what I'm saying? [guitar strum] That's all it is.
