Oct 12, 2026 · 4 min · 2 segments
Lisa and Russell spoke about a strange story that has been taking shape in the USA with a professor getting caught committing a very weird deed. See…
Um, professor sacked for being phantom suspect, let's call it tinkler.
Um, an American college, uh, professor-
A phantom urinator.
Yes.
He's not playing an instrument.
[laughs]
Let's call it what it is.
That's pretty- [laughs]
The man needs to be spayed.
[laughs] Spay-
Neutered.
I'm sacked [laughs]
Sent to his kennel.
I, and especially he, are glad you ain't the judge.
Yeah.
Um-
Oh, yeah.
He better believe it
The professor has been, uh, strucked o- uh, sacked over the strange, um, crime stree- uh, spree at, uh, Macalester College in Minnesota.
Weirdo.
The phantom tinkler.
Um, lots and lots of, uh, evidence was left around said college, and all roads led to him.
Now, there's a picture of him.
Mm.
Um, professor sacked for being phantom suspect, let's call it tinkler.
Um, an American college, uh, professor-
A phantom urinator.
Yes.
He's not playing an instrument.
[laughs]
Let's call it what it is.
That's pretty- [laughs]
The man needs to be spayed.
[laughs] Spay-
Neutered.
I'm sacked [laughs]
Sent to his kennel.
I, and especially he, are glad you ain't the judge.
Yeah.
Um-
Oh, yeah.
He better believe it
The professor has been, uh, strucked o- uh, sacked over the strange, um, crime stree- uh, spree at, uh, Macalester College in Minnesota.
Weirdo.
The phantom tinkler.
Um, lots and lots of, uh, evidence was left around said college, and all roads led to him.
Now, there's a picture of him.
Mm.
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