Oct 26, 2026 · 21 min · 9 segments
Crikey! Someone just trumped! Its HUGE. Its smelly. But who did it? Not Wombat, Emu or Kangaroo. Tiny Numbat knows, but NOBODY is listening!
On the first day of summer, the air...
Oh, this is
definitely going to be rude.
Oh,
dear.
Your face already.
Your little smiling face because we're reading a rude book.
On the first day of summer, the air smelled so sweet that the animals rushed out to play in the heat.
Not seeing that snow...
Oh, look.
Dung.
Oh, good.
Some dung.
You've noticed there's a big pile of poop in the...
the page of the book already.
Not seeing that numbat was looking for food, they trampled...
Oh,
it's a wombat!
Not seeing that numbat was looking for food, they trampled straight past him, which was rather rude.
They played very roughly and they stomped on the ground when suddenly there was a...
Oh, look, there he is.
Yes, he's getting trampled on.
They played very roughly and they stomped on the ground when suddenly there was...
A terrible sound.
A terrible sound.
On the first day of summer, the air...
Oh, this is
definitely going to be rude.
Oh,
dear.
Your face already.
Your little smiling face because we're reading a rude book.
On the first day of summer, the air smelled so sweet that the animals rushed out to play in the heat.
Not seeing that snow...
Oh, look.
Dung.
Oh, good.
Some dung.
You've noticed there's a big pile of poop in the...
the page of the book already.
Not seeing that numbat was looking for food, they trampled...
Oh,
it's a wombat!
Not seeing that numbat was looking for food, they trampled straight past him, which was rather rude.
They played very roughly and they stomped on the ground when suddenly there was a...
Oh, look, there he is.
Yes, he's getting trampled on.
They played very roughly and they stomped on the ground when suddenly there was...
A terrible sound.
A terrible sound.
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