Jun 26, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min · 23 segments
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Yes, and starting us off is Soylent Green.
Legend movie.
So,
this was directed by...
This was directed by Richard Fleischer, written by Stanley R. Greenberg and Harry Harrison, which when I first read that name, I thought it was Harry Henderson, and I wanted to watch Harry and the Hendersons, and then I just, I kind of just spiraled.
Happy birthday from the Hendersons.
Yeah, I spiraled for like five minutes.
I was like, I got to watch this movie.
I don't want to take away from any of the other actors in this film, but let's face it, the only person anybody's going to know is Charlton Heston.
Mm-hmm.
Damn you dirty apes! You bastards, you finally did it.
Guns don't kill people.
Apes with guns kill people.
That's
right.
Which, like, watching this, like, I hated it.
I don't hate Soylent Green.
Let my people go away.
Like,
my history with Charlton Heston either has to do with apes or God.
There's no in-between.
There's really no in-between.
But while I was watching this, I was like, we really need to do... um planet of the apes eventually oh
yeah but
what i want to do and they're not direct one-to-ones
Yes, and starting us off is Soylent Green.
Legend movie.
So,
this was directed by...
This was directed by Richard Fleischer, written by Stanley R. Greenberg and Harry Harrison, which when I first read that name, I thought it was Harry Henderson, and I wanted to watch Harry and the Hendersons, and then I just, I kind of just spiraled.
Happy birthday from the Hendersons.
Yeah, I spiraled for like five minutes.
I was like, I got to watch this movie.
I don't want to take away from any of the other actors in this film, but let's face it, the only person anybody's going to know is Charlton Heston.
Mm-hmm.
Damn you dirty apes! You bastards, you finally did it.
Guns don't kill people.
Apes with guns kill people.
That's
right.
Which, like, watching this, like, I hated it.
I don't hate Soylent Green.
Let my people go away.
Like,
my history with Charlton Heston either has to do with apes or God.
There's no in-between.
There's really no in-between.
But while I was watching this, I was like, we really need to do... um planet of the apes eventually oh
yeah but
what i want to do and they're not direct one-to-ones
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