Aug 9, 2026 · 27 min · 12 segments
Kieran and Liam haul their little brother Kumi into court over his obsession with Kid Time Storytime, a puppet show he begs for morning, noon and night. Kieran has even drawn up a roster so everyone…
This is one of the most complicated cases I have ever had.
And I've got to say, also one of the longest cases to try and figure out what to do here.
This is difficult, guys.
I'm not going to lie to you.
So it might be a difficult one to solve.
Thank you so much for bringing it to the court, first of all.
It's very important you did that.
I am going to make a few rulings here.
We're going to see what happens.
First of all, Kumi, I respect a fan of something, but listening to your show that many times a day You're going to run out of episodes.
You'll have listened to everything like a hundred times.
So I think, Kumi, you get breakfast time to listen to your show.
You get breakfast, you win breakfast.
And you get a little bit later in the day, but you have to give your siblings the afternoons and before bed to pick what you have on in the house.
So we're going to split it more down the line here.
Also, Kimmy, I'm going to put it out there.
I think you would be an incredible storyteller.
So I think one day, instead of listening to Kid Time Story Time, you have to write your own story and then perform it for the family as if they are listening to it live.
Could you do that?
Oh, yeah, you're very good at telling stories, Kimmy.
There was a story where once I went down the stairs with no pants and the helper said, what are your pants? And then I said...
I watched all them and I jumped on a pterodactyl and the pterodactyl was chasing the witch to try and get my pants and then when the witch got near to a volcano she dropped my pants and I swooped down but I wasn't in timing.
It went into the volcano and then a frog went in, pooped his pants, and then it came out.
Kumi, you're a great storyteller.
You've got to make this.
This is one of the most complicated cases I have ever had.
And I've got to say, also one of the longest cases to try and figure out what to do here.
This is difficult, guys.
I'm not going to lie to you.
So it might be a difficult one to solve.
Thank you so much for bringing it to the court, first of all.
It's very important you did that.
I am going to make a few rulings here.
We're going to see what happens.
First of all, Kumi, I respect a fan of something, but listening to your show that many times a day You're going to run out of episodes.
You'll have listened to everything like a hundred times.
So I think, Kumi, you get breakfast time to listen to your show.
You get breakfast, you win breakfast.
And you get a little bit later in the day, but you have to give your siblings the afternoons and before bed to pick what you have on in the house.
So we're going to split it more down the line here.
Also, Kimmy, I'm going to put it out there.
I think you would be an incredible storyteller.
So I think one day, instead of listening to Kid Time Story Time, you have to write your own story and then perform it for the family as if they are listening to it live.
Could you do that?
Oh, yeah, you're very good at telling stories, Kimmy.
There was a story where once I went down the stairs with no pants and the helper said, what are your pants? And then I said...
I watched all them and I jumped on a pterodactyl and the pterodactyl was chasing the witch to try and get my pants and then when the witch got near to a volcano she dropped my pants and I swooped down but I wasn't in timing.
It went into the volcano and then a frog went in, pooped his pants, and then it came out.
Kumi, you're a great storyteller.
You've got to make this.
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