Jul 26, 2026 · 23 min · 10 segments
Matty might just be the busiest kid in the country: French horn lessons, wind band, Brownies where she's a Kelpie and a sixer, sewing club, chess, dance, LEGO club, Eco Council... the list goes on and…
Get ready to enter the court of Judge Bex.
Hello, hello, welcome back to a brand new episode of the Judge Beck's podcast, the best podcast in the world.
Wow.
I'm Connor.
I'm Lauren.
And actually, we need to keep our voices down a little bit because we're on the train and these are very confidential cases.
Right, let me talk you through the cases today because I'm not going to lie, my blood is boiling just a little bit.
What have we
got, Lauren, what have we got?
So, Poppy is taking mum to court after one too many mum dances whenever Fun Kids comes on.
Oh, I know, it's good if she's listening.
But this one, Matty versus Mum.
Matty is taking Mum to court after discovering she's only allowed to listen to Judge Becks the day before the next episode comes out.
Sorry, what?
The day before! Shh! I meant to be quiet.
And if that wasn't bad enough, her brother says he hates the show.
Whoa, hold on.
Hold on before we get into this.
He has admitted to hating the show.
He has.
The show that we do every single week.
Brave, brave boy.
The thing that we turn up to and work hard to do.
The thing that Judge Becks has studied their whole life to become.
Keep your voice down.
Get ready to enter the court of Judge Bex.
Hello, hello, welcome back to a brand new episode of the Judge Beck's podcast, the best podcast in the world.
Wow.
I'm Connor.
I'm Lauren.
And actually, we need to keep our voices down a little bit because we're on the train and these are very confidential cases.
Right, let me talk you through the cases today because I'm not going to lie, my blood is boiling just a little bit.
What have we
got, Lauren, what have we got?
So, Poppy is taking mum to court after one too many mum dances whenever Fun Kids comes on.
Oh, I know, it's good if she's listening.
But this one, Matty versus Mum.
Matty is taking Mum to court after discovering she's only allowed to listen to Judge Becks the day before the next episode comes out.
Sorry, what?
The day before! Shh! I meant to be quiet.
And if that wasn't bad enough, her brother says he hates the show.
Whoa, hold on.
Hold on before we get into this.
He has admitted to hating the show.
He has.
The show that we do every single week.
Brave, brave boy.
The thing that we turn up to and work hard to do.
The thing that Judge Becks has studied their whole life to become.
Keep your voice down.
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