Jul 18, 2026 · 21 min · 12 segments
Sisters Tamara and Lolly share a bedroom but can't agree on the lights. Tamara needs total darkness to fall asleep; Lolly loves the warm glow of a Himalayan salt lamp — which, in a shock twist…
Hello, and welcome to Judge Becks.
I'm Lauren.
And I'm Connor.
And today, well, before I even get into the cases, it's 9:00 AM in the morning, to paint a picture.
Mm.
And Lauren has brought a picnic blanket and picky bits.
It's brunch time.
It's not breakfast.
There's a cafe in there.
This is so embarrassing.
Do you know how expensive a hot chocolate is in there?
We're meant to be sort of taken half-seriously here.
We- we're the court- we're like the courtroom kind of fly- well, what are...
I don't even know what our official title is, but we're part of this at a courtroom, and we've got a picnic blanket outside.
I like to call ourselves the courtroom prince and princess.
I'll have a sausage roll and a scotch egg.
All right.
I've got you one.
We've got two cases today.
Case two, Sari is taking the family dog, Nala, to court [laughs] after she allegedly chewed up some expensive cushions.
[laughs]
But with that being the only one home when the crime took place, suspicion is starting to fall on him, too.
Have we ever had an animal in the courtroom?
I don't know, but either way, the dog is innocent.
Hello, and welcome to Judge Becks.
I'm Lauren.
And I'm Connor.
And today, well, before I even get into the cases, it's 9:00 AM in the morning, to paint a picture.
Mm.
And Lauren has brought a picnic blanket and picky bits.
It's brunch time.
It's not breakfast.
There's a cafe in there.
This is so embarrassing.
Do you know how expensive a hot chocolate is in there?
We're meant to be sort of taken half-seriously here.
We- we're the court- we're like the courtroom kind of fly- well, what are...
I don't even know what our official title is, but we're part of this at a courtroom, and we've got a picnic blanket outside.
I like to call ourselves the courtroom prince and princess.
I'll have a sausage roll and a scotch egg.
All right.
I've got you one.
We've got two cases today.
Case two, Sari is taking the family dog, Nala, to court [laughs] after she allegedly chewed up some expensive cushions.
[laughs]
But with that being the only one home when the crime took place, suspicion is starting to fall on him, too.
Have we ever had an animal in the courtroom?
I don't know, but either way, the dog is innocent.
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