Aug 5, 2026 · 29 min · 12 segments
**\[Subscribers get episodes a week early and ad-free!]** Two’s company, three’s a crowd, four is a huge mess. Especially when two of those people are Joanne. As Frank’s new relationship creates a…
[whistles]
Joanne Holzinger.
Hey.
Just the woman I wanted to see.
I have something exciting to offer you.
Charlie, you're finally gonna take me to the library's deep stacks?
The deep stacks are for Sisters of Dewey only, acolyte.
You must wait two more moons for your initiation.
Local public libraries have so many fun traditions.
Not just scrapbooking workshops.
Though we also have a scrapbooking workshop next week.
[gasps]
We're friends, right?
Oh.
Sure.
Well, then I want to suggest something fun.
Are you free this Friday?
Yeah, absolutely.
My whole weekend wide open.
What were you thinking?
You know how you have Mr.
Secret Wednesday Night?
Ah, my secret boyfriend that I see on Wednesday nights every week, mm-hmm, right after the news.
Well, would it shock you to learn that I also have a secret man in my life?
Ugh.
[whistles]
Joanne Holzinger.
Hey.
Just the woman I wanted to see.
I have something exciting to offer you.
Charlie, you're finally gonna take me to the library's deep stacks?
The deep stacks are for Sisters of Dewey only, acolyte.
You must wait two more moons for your initiation.
Local public libraries have so many fun traditions.
Not just scrapbooking workshops.
Though we also have a scrapbooking workshop next week.
[gasps]
We're friends, right?
Oh.
Sure.
Well, then I want to suggest something fun.
Are you free this Friday?
Yeah, absolutely.
My whole weekend wide open.
What were you thinking?
You know how you have Mr.
Secret Wednesday Night?
Ah, my secret boyfriend that I see on Wednesday nights every week, mm-hmm, right after the news.
Well, would it shock you to learn that I also have a secret man in my life?
Ugh.
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