Oct 7, 2026 · 32 min · 12 segments
**\[Subscribers get episodes a week early and ad-free!]** It’s come to this. The end. The end of the beginning. Which was before the first beginning. Before we go back to the end, now knowing how it…
You know we can't keep 'em.
They're cute now, sure, but next thing you know they'll be fully grown, popping out of the walls, scratching our faces, and stealing our lunches.
Polonius, Laertes, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Fortinbras, and Frank Jr.
Oh, 'cause he's so handsome?
I'm calling animal control.
They'll find a place for them out in the world.
Yeah.
What about us? Know what you wanna do with yourself when the show's done?
Damn it.
I like having a job.
No, you don't under- ...
The way my family is, I never thought I'd make something for myself, you know?
You know, if this is the end of things, I'm not sure we really need to get into it.
Yeah.
I just don't know what I'm gonna do next.
Do you?
You know we can't keep 'em.
They're cute now, sure, but next thing you know they'll be fully grown, popping out of the walls, scratching our faces, and stealing our lunches.
Polonius, Laertes, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Fortinbras, and Frank Jr.
Oh, 'cause he's so handsome?
I'm calling animal control.
They'll find a place for them out in the world.
Yeah.
What about us? Know what you wanna do with yourself when the show's done?
Damn it.
I like having a job.
No, you don't under- ...
The way my family is, I never thought I'd make something for myself, you know?
You know, if this is the end of things, I'm not sure we really need to get into it.
Yeah.
I just don't know what I'm gonna do next.
Do you?
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