9/29: Day #7 for Trivia, First Hint, and Day #4 for Who Sings It?

So we did Europe, and then right after that I went to Australia to do shows.

I've never been to Australia before, and, uh, I, I've learned something that Americans know nothing about Australia.

We really don't.

I was in Sydney and my friend called.

She's like, "Oh my God, how exotic is Australia?" I'm like, "I'm at a Sephora." [laughs]

[laughs]

The accent thing, though, I mean, that's the thi- Look, I understand.

I'm the foreigner.

I'm the one that has the accent, okay? But every single morning I would call for breakfast and this guy would pick up and he'd be like, "Hello."

[laughs]

And I was like, "Oh." I was like, "You know, do you guys have yogurt and granola? Just looking for something light." And I know he didn't say this, but to me it sounded like him saying, [high-pitched gibberish]

[laughs]

And then he'd always end it with, "If you'd like."

[laughs]

And I was too afraid to say anything, so I just said, "Yes." So every morning I just ate salmon for breakfast.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Aw.

[laughs] Ugh.