Matteo Lane

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So who are the guys? Matteo Lane and Nick Smith.

Nick Smith.

On their podcast, I Never Liked You.

I- there's so many ...

I mean, Matteo Lane and I had a clip on my podcast where we're just like, "How many times have we heard a straight guy go up on stage and be like, 'Man, I wish I was gay.

If I was gay, I'd suck the mess, jack.'" And you're like-

Yeah

Yeah.

And I saw Caitlin Palufo twice, once at the Cellar and once at the Academy of Music, both times opening for Matteo Lane.

Yeah.

I never watched her special.

Like, they're going to be so obvious.

Is it like Matteo Lane?

Honestly, they are.

Okay, Matteo Lane.

That's one of

them.

But it

is now.

By the way, he's the sweetest person alive.

I'm having Matteo Lane fatigue where I'm like, you need to leave us alone.

I know.

You

I love this.

And Matteo Lane would kill me if I didn't put Katie Lang on the list.

But I feel the same way about her that he does.

And I think she has this incredible control and this velvety, warm... quality to her voice that is so evocative, but it's not just emotionally evocative.

I don't know.

I mean, I have recently been trying to put myself in like the Matteo lane.

Oh, wow.

Because what a sex symbol, you know? Pull up some pics.

talking about.

I need to take more pictures like that because I'm in the gym.

I'm not on Mattel's level whatsoever.

But every now and again, I'll hop on the stories and put the picture out with the shirtless and the link to the show.

Like, you're around James, and you're sort of like...

Mateo Lane.

Mateo, I will put Mateo fourth,

for sure.

And then up next, the comedy socialite, Zach Noe Towers, but hotter than him even...

Easily is James Tom.

And then hotter than James Tom is your oldest friend in comedy, Mateo Lane.

But that friendship has done nothing to get him ahead of Jaboukie, who is number three, followed by Gerard Carmichael and the hottest comedian of all time that you would consider going into a monogamous relationship and you would both have to leave your husbands.