Jonny Hartwell Condensed Soup Recap
Sep 29, 2026 · 11 min · 9 segments
Day #5 for Trivia & The Mystery Steeler In the Envelope
There's some peanut butters think they can just jump in the game, you know, like, like Reese's.
[laughs]
Remember when Reese's all of a sudden said, "We're a peanut butter," you know? I'm sure they were thinking, "Hey, we're a candy bar with peanut butter as a main ingredient.
How hard could it be to be just peanut butter?" Real hard, Reese's, okay?
[laughs]
You're gonna find out what it's like to stand on your own.
You don't have chocolate to hide behind over here.
[laughs]
We're not playing trick or treat games.
We are feeding families in this aisle.
[laughs]
Just be a candy.
That's what you are.
Be a candy.
[laughs]
There's some peanut butters think they can just jump in the game, you know, like, like Reese's.
[laughs]
Remember when Reese's all of a sudden said, "We're a peanut butter," you know? I'm sure they were thinking, "Hey, we're a candy bar with peanut butter as a main ingredient.
How hard could it be to be just peanut butter?" Real hard, Reese's, okay?
[laughs]
You're gonna find out what it's like to stand on your own.
You don't have chocolate to hide behind over here.
[laughs]
We're not playing trick or treat games.
We are feeding families in this aisle.
[laughs]
Just be a candy.
That's what you are.
Be a candy.
[laughs]
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