ALIX EARLE MADE ME CRY

I went out in St. Pete the other night and I had a really good time, honestly.

I was planning on literally just doing a very chill night with my friend.

I texted Leah and I was like, let's just do, I love how I just name dropped and I literally was saying earlier I don't wanna name drop people.

I texted my best friend that I was getting dinner with and I was like, let's just do a very chill, casual dinner.

I'm thinking we do like one martini each.

Also, I was like, I ate a huge lunch.

Like I'm just getting an appetizer at dinner.

Of course, I had like 14 courses at dinner.

And then we came home and what did I do? ordered McDonald's and Taco Bell because you know, can't decide, get fucking both.

Life's too fucking short to not order both the fucking things you want to get.

So, hi, I did.

But let's talk a little bit about the night because I definitely didn't have one martini at dinner.

I had about 10.

So we go to like Habichi, I don't even know what it was called.

We were trying to go to this other place that just opened in St. Pete because I saw a video of their like chicken parm.

It's going viral right now.

And I really wanted some of that.

But then there was like no available tables.

So we went to this other place and we sit down at the bar.

It's going pretty good.

I get my martini order, which we'll talk about my martini order in a second because I have some questions on that.

And I have a lot to say about it.

It's not a fucking one word answer.

I mean, it never is with me.

But we get our martinis, we sit down at the bar, and all is good.