S11 Ep35: I'm Sick Of It

So I was at a gathering.

We're handling, you know, stuff like we're making plans, looking at dates, checking finances.

And

somebody comes up to me with a bag and they're like, here, pick something out of here.

And I look in the bag and the first thing I see is big old white bag.

breasts with like a harness

i didn't even see that

no you wouldn't have saw i didn't take it out the bag

oh no i'm saying when you showed me

no no no you'll understand when i

finish

and i said girl first of all don't just come up to me and be like take whatever out of here so everybody

was giving and getting gifts

it was just like a bag full of things in it and the person came up and was like here Take something out the bag.

And so

I look and I was like, girl, give me more warning.

I was like, so it was like a box with a picture she had on.

The woman had on this harness.

And so her boobs are exposed.

And that's it.

So now I'm looking in the bag like what in here would I ever want? A lot of cuffs.

There was a dog

collar with chain, like a human dog collar with chain.

A lot of weird harnessy, like strappy things that like, what exactly, how do you even figure out how to put this

on?