Jun 8, 2026 · 3 min · 4 segments
Spoof of the Irish TV chat show ...featuring the Irish low budget answer to Elon Musk (prob only works if ya know 'The Tommy Tiernan Show')
Michael DunlearyGuestTimmy TornanHost
No, but I once scored three touchdowns and, and a conversion in, in an under 12 club game between Clongowes and Spuntaliger Warblers.
Eh, d- did you ever fall into, into a deep ditch and, uh, and have dirt thrown in on top of you?

Before, before I was me, people used to strip buck naked and fling themselves from mattresses when they wanted to travel long distances.
Uh, w- I suppose, I suppose y- you could say that not everyone has enough personal anguish to, to make a television show, but it's, it's been, it's been wonderful talking to you, Michael.

Uh, uh, do, do you follow the astronomy, Timmy? Do you? Uh, because, uh, not all of the places i- in the space-time continuum have been discovered, and, uh, I, I often think, I often think if you were to place a, a camera inside a galactic wormhole...

But, uh, I suppose if you were to put an E-scooter inside a galactic wormhole, it'd, it'd end up in my house.

No, but I once scored three touchdowns and, and a conversion in, in an under 12 club game between Clongowes and Spuntaliger Warblers.
Eh, d- did you ever fall into, into a deep ditch and, uh, and have dirt thrown in on top of you?

Before, before I was me, people used to strip buck naked and fling themselves from mattresses when they wanted to travel long distances.
Uh, w- I suppose, I suppose y- you could say that not everyone has enough personal anguish to, to make a television show, but it's, it's been, it's been wonderful talking to you, Michael.

Uh, uh, do, do you follow the astronomy, Timmy? Do you? Uh, because, uh, not all of the places i- in the space-time continuum have been discovered, and, uh, I, I often think, I often think if you were to place a, a camera inside a galactic wormhole...

But, uh, I suppose if you were to put an E-scooter inside a galactic wormhole, it'd, it'd end up in my house.
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