Show 896: See How the Other Sixty-Nine Seventieths Live

They probably think it's rather shocking.

Imagine getting a tattoo on your head.

Now, just remember, firstly, that you're going to be growing hair over that.

Your hair doesn't stop growing, I presume, just 'cause you get your head tattooed.

No, it doesn't.

Just as when you get your face tattooed, your beard doesn't stop growing.

No, it does not.

People get all worked up over people getting face tattoos.

You can grow a beard there.

It'll cover it up as long as you get it in the right place.

In fact, you could get a tattooed-on beard and then never have to grow again.

That is a thing some women do.

They get eyebrows tattooed on.

They get it refreshed every year or so, so it's considered perfectly normal now.

Women like to pluck their eyebrows out with, uh, tweezers or something.

They'll pull all these follicles out.

They get this follicle off my face.

I want no follicles in my eyebrows.

I want to look like I have eyebrows but not actually have them.

I want to have no hair there, just a little very neat, dark line.

Now, what would you get tattooed on your head? I suppose if you wanted to, if you wanted to go really nuts, you just get a full head of hair tattooed on your head, and no one would ever be any the wiser.

You could just get your head tattooed.

Make sure you get it the right color, of course.

Now, the problem with that is tattoos fade, and your hair is going to fade.

That's not going to look natural.