Aug 1, 2026 · 53 min · 8 segments
We're back with a bang - a two part episode lifting the lid on our kinky camping escapades at Kamping 2026. Kay and Tom brave the mozzies, spiders, and witches in the first 2 days of this bonanza of…
I suppose we should start with what is camping.
Camping is spelled with a K.
Camping
is when you take a tent into the woods
and
fuck everybody within a
hundred yard radius.
No, it's 15 minute walking, you know, theory, right? So, you know, walkable cities, 15 minute theory.
Is this what they mean by like 15
minute cities? Yeah,
you got to fuck everyone within 15 minute walking distance of you.
I like this proposal.
Yeah, this is great.
Yeah.
I'm a genius.
I should be an architect.
You should be.
Camping.
How do we describe camping? It's a bit like a festival of kink and debauchery in a location in the middle of England.
Kind of.
I'm trying to remember my map now.
It's in a place.
It's in a place which will not be disclosed because it's a secret.
Aye.
Anyway, I think this big selling point is that it's a huge private forest and there's plenty of space and there's not an awful lot of rules or restrictions on what you can do as long as you're safe and you're vetted.
I suppose we should start with what is camping.
Camping is spelled with a K.
Camping
is when you take a tent into the woods
and
fuck everybody within a
hundred yard radius.
No, it's 15 minute walking, you know, theory, right? So, you know, walkable cities, 15 minute theory.
Is this what they mean by like 15
minute cities? Yeah,
you got to fuck everyone within 15 minute walking distance of you.
I like this proposal.
Yeah, this is great.
Yeah.
I'm a genius.
I should be an architect.
You should be.
Camping.
How do we describe camping? It's a bit like a festival of kink and debauchery in a location in the middle of England.
Kind of.
I'm trying to remember my map now.
It's in a place.
It's in a place which will not be disclosed because it's a secret.
Aye.
Anyway, I think this big selling point is that it's a huge private forest and there's plenty of space and there's not an awful lot of rules or restrictions on what you can do as long as you're safe and you're vetted.
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