Jun 3, 2026 · 25 min · 11 segments
When pirates threaten to take over the ship, the kids find themselves on the wrong side of a mutiny. Produced by GZM Shows in partnership with BYU Radio and PRX. For more great shows and to support…
[snores]
Max.
Max, wake up.
That's Captain Max Goodwin to you, and I give the orders around here.
Max, stop dreaming and wake up.
Shh.
James, what are you doing?
Shh.
Climb out of your hammock, but don't wake the others.
We need a place to talk in private.
[tarp rustles] Okay, now that you've interrupted a really good dream to bring me up here on deck, would someone tell me what this is all about?
Not here.
Up there.
The crow's nest? No way.
I am not climbing up there in the dark.
You know I hate heights.
Then we'll go below to the ship's cargo hold.
Not me.
I've seen rats down there, rats as big as Pip.
I give up.
Max, is there any place on this ship where you feel safe?
[gasps] I've got an idea.
Are you happy now, Max? I can barely breathe in here.
[snores]
Max.
Max, wake up.
That's Captain Max Goodwin to you, and I give the orders around here.
Max, stop dreaming and wake up.
Shh.
James, what are you doing?
Shh.
Climb out of your hammock, but don't wake the others.
We need a place to talk in private.
[tarp rustles] Okay, now that you've interrupted a really good dream to bring me up here on deck, would someone tell me what this is all about?
Not here.
Up there.
The crow's nest? No way.
I am not climbing up there in the dark.
You know I hate heights.
Then we'll go below to the ship's cargo hold.
Not me.
I've seen rats down there, rats as big as Pip.
I give up.
Max, is there any place on this ship where you feel safe?
[gasps] I've got an idea.
Are you happy now, Max? I can barely breathe in here.
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