Oct 24, 2026 · 31 min · 14 segments
Ride into the Wild West with "Gunsmoke," the legendary radio drama that set the gold standard for Western storytelling. Follow U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon as he enforces law and order in Dodge City…
I'm sorry I'm so late, Mr. Dillon.
Figuring the time you were gone, you traveled about two miles an hour.
Well, Major Honeyman kept me waiting almost three hours, Mr.
Dillon.
Well, why didn't you leave the papers with the first sergeant?
You told me to deliver them to the major.
Well, I should have explained, I guess.
Well, that's all right.
Me and the first sergeant enjoyed a couple of beers at the Suttler's.
Oh.
Well, I trust Major Honeyman didn't mind waiting.
Him? Oh, no, sir.
It was me, Mr. Dillon.
You see, when I got there...
It's all right.
It doesn't
matter.
It's all right, Chester.
It's all
right.
After all, it's a pretty hot day.
Oh, hot ain't nothing like it.
You know, sir, I was wondering all the way back, do you think maybe someday they'll invent a way to kind of cover up the sun a little?
What? Who's they, Chester?
I'm sorry I'm so late, Mr. Dillon.
Figuring the time you were gone, you traveled about two miles an hour.
Well, Major Honeyman kept me waiting almost three hours, Mr.
Dillon.
Well, why didn't you leave the papers with the first sergeant?
You told me to deliver them to the major.
Well, I should have explained, I guess.
Well, that's all right.
Me and the first sergeant enjoyed a couple of beers at the Suttler's.
Oh.
Well, I trust Major Honeyman didn't mind waiting.
Him? Oh, no, sir.
It was me, Mr. Dillon.
You see, when I got there...
It's all right.
It doesn't
matter.
It's all right, Chester.
It's all
right.
After all, it's a pretty hot day.
Oh, hot ain't nothing like it.
You know, sir, I was wondering all the way back, do you think maybe someday they'll invent a way to kind of cover up the sun a little?
What? Who's they, Chester?
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