Oct 29, 2026 · 1 hr 32 min · 22 segments
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We're going to get started with the little segment we like to call Long Story Short.
Let's just start off with this text that might get a little bit ranty.
I want the midterms to be over.
Oh, hilarious.
I want them to be over because I want them to stop texting.
Yeah.
I want them to stop.
I have a voting plan.
You don't have to tell me that I haven't because I want to vote with my family.
So the fact that y'all keep texting me and texting my husband and saying, hey, how do you feel about this proposition? Hey, we noticed you haven't returned.
Mind your business.
Amen.
all right i don't i'm a voter that's how you got my information to begin with i am a voter go go go find the non-voters go go recruit and bother they nerves go wear them down leave me alone also in y'all system y'all have figured out y'all have mixed the people y'all keep
texting me hi kevin that's not my name oh man i get that yeah
That's not my name.
Yeah.
So this is why I don't have faith in the
American political system already as it is, because how y'all get my name, his name with my number.
This is why we are in the state that we are in.
OK, I saw that this man that run this country posted that outstanding trend that everybody's doing.
Wait, what? I don't know the outstanding trend.
Oh, Melanie, this is
you wouldn't know why we're not going to have no water at the end of the year.
We're going to get started with the little segment we like to call Long Story Short.
Let's just start off with this text that might get a little bit ranty.
I want the midterms to be over.
Oh, hilarious.
I want them to be over because I want them to stop texting.
Yeah.
I want them to stop.
I have a voting plan.
You don't have to tell me that I haven't because I want to vote with my family.
So the fact that y'all keep texting me and texting my husband and saying, hey, how do you feel about this proposition? Hey, we noticed you haven't returned.
Mind your business.
Amen.
all right i don't i'm a voter that's how you got my information to begin with i am a voter go go go find the non-voters go go recruit and bother they nerves go wear them down leave me alone also in y'all system y'all have figured out y'all have mixed the people y'all keep
texting me hi kevin that's not my name oh man i get that yeah
That's not my name.
Yeah.
So this is why I don't have faith in the
American political system already as it is, because how y'all get my name, his name with my number.
This is why we are in the state that we are in.
OK, I saw that this man that run this country posted that outstanding trend that everybody's doing.
Wait, what? I don't know the outstanding trend.
Oh, Melanie, this is
you wouldn't know why we're not going to have no water at the end of the year.
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