G.I.A. Guild of Inept Adventurers
Jul 12, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min · 10 segments
⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is…
Welcome to the guild.
Oh shit.
Let's try again.
Welcome to the Guild of Inept Adventurers or the GIA if you're into acronyms and questionable decision making.
I'm Justin and along with our hopeless crew we dive headfirst into epic quests, tragic roles and the kind of teamwork that makes bards sing cautionary tales.
Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or just here for the chaos, you're in the right place.
All opinions, jokes, terrible accents, misread rules and questionable decisions are our own and we wouldn't have it any other way.
This show may contain strong language and references to fantasy violence.
Listener discretion is advised.
Let's roll.
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Welcome to the guild.
Oh shit.
Let's try again.
Welcome to the Guild of Inept Adventurers or the GIA if you're into acronyms and questionable decision making.
I'm Justin and along with our hopeless crew we dive headfirst into epic quests, tragic roles and the kind of teamwork that makes bards sing cautionary tales.
Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or just here for the chaos, you're in the right place.
All opinions, jokes, terrible accents, misread rules and questionable decisions are our own and we wouldn't have it any other way.
This show may contain strong language and references to fantasy violence.
Listener discretion is advised.
Let's roll.