G.I.A. Guild of Inept Adventurers
Sep 13, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min · 13 segments
⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is…
[upbeat music] Welcome to the Guild- [bell dings] Oh, shit.
Oh, let's try again.
Welcome to the Guild of Inept Adventurers, or the GIA, if you're into acronyms and questionable decision-making.
I'm Justin, and along with our hopeless crew, we dive headfirst into epic quests, tragic roles, and the kind of teamwork that makes bards sing cautionary tales.
Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or just here for the chaos, you're in the right place.
All opinions, jokes, terrible accents, misread rules, and questionable decisions are our own, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
This show may contain strong language and references to fantasy violence.
Listener discretion is advised.
Let's roll.
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[upbeat music] Welcome to the Guild- [bell dings] Oh, shit.
Oh, let's try again.
Welcome to the Guild of Inept Adventurers, or the GIA, if you're into acronyms and questionable decision-making.
I'm Justin, and along with our hopeless crew, we dive headfirst into epic quests, tragic roles, and the kind of teamwork that makes bards sing cautionary tales.
Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or just here for the chaos, you're in the right place.
All opinions, jokes, terrible accents, misread rules, and questionable decisions are our own, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
This show may contain strong language and references to fantasy violence.
Listener discretion is advised.
Let's roll.