282. Lemon Snickerdoodles

Um, but anyways, the, the biggest L that I'm facing right now is my car blew up or is misfiring.

More car troubles, okay? You, you, you take for granted the peace of mind that you have in just being able to ride four or two or many more wheels to and fro, okay? Trying to get to a place, not even safely all the time, okay? I don't mind a little bit of chaos, somebody almost hitting me, somebody yelling at me, flicking me off.

All right, I'm fine with just a little bit of chaos in the road, but as long as I can get to and fro.

Um, and that's nice, and you forget what it's like when you can no longer get to and fro, and you hop back in your car and it goes [imitates engine sputtering].

My car was speaking the way that I tend to.

It just did not know how to make the right sounds.

So I hopped in there, man, and I don't know if it's spark plugs or the engines, but only two of the four cylinders were firing, and it's just unbelievable fortune, man.

Unbelievable.

After everything that's happened, the alternator, the battery, the wheels, and, um, and many, many more issues.

And I'm like, "Ah, you know what? Maybe I'm low on oil," and I dump $40 worth of oil into the car, and it goes, "That's not the problem." You know? And it's like, "I just don't know how to be a car." Um, and it just, it just quit.

It just quit, dude.

And the worst thing that happened is that I had three vehicles.

I had three working vehicles, man, and I chose this one, okay? Imagine you had three children, all of them good in their own right, but you, you think you see the prodigy.

You think you see the one that reminds you of you.

It's gonna really, you know, achieve your destiny, that you can live vicariously through.

You're like, "I choose you." It's like the Pokémon, all right? Choose your starter pack, and I, I choose this car.

And these other vehicles, they go on delusions of grandeur, maybe, but at least they're succeeding and they're getting to and fro.

And my stupid idiot Charizard [imitates engine sputtering] doesn't do anything.

Keeps dying, dying.

Like, oh, I picked the wrong kid.

I rode, I rode with the wrong horse today, man.

And the day after that, and the day after that, you know, you just, you pick a bad one.

So we'll see.

I don't know if we're gonna fix it or just kerchunk it.

But, um, it, it sucks because I was, I was hanging out with some friends, and, and vibes were high.