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But Dano, I don't know if you've checked out any of the new businesses.

I mean, Pavement Avenue is bustling.

Sure, yeah.

You know, I'm always going out for coffee, donuts, brioche, bagels, underbread.

That's number three on my agenda is to talk to you about your carb loading.

But we have a new artist on the street.

And I was thinking it might be interesting to get lithographs done.

Oh, Claire, that sounds so high-tech in sort of an old-fashioned way.

Right.

So rather than photographs, lithographs.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know what that is, but she offered two-for-one lithographs.

Well, Claire, I do know what a lithograph entails.

Do you want me to tell you? It's not very funny or interesting.

Is it like a wood cutting?

A lithograph is drawn onto a smooth stone with grease pencils, and the printing process carries on from there.

Oh, stop right there.

Stop right there.

I can't do that.

My face already tends towards greasy.

Although, Claire, you wear so much makeup that maybe what she could do is just press your face against the stone and use that sort of as the original to make the prints from.

Oh, interesting.

So a lithograph is someone rubs your face against a stone real hard and then rubs it on a piece of paper?

Right, right.

So with each impression, your face would have less makeup.