Aug 11, 2026 · 33 min · 8 segments
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In the previous session, on the first of Thaw, 7.30 p.m., we go down for a long rest.
We travel three more days and pass through Supalina, a tourist destination.
As we travel, we encounter a variety of creatures who have had transformations of an unstable nature.
Some little frogs, toads, butterflies, if you will.
As we continue to travel, we come across an inn run by halflings, not hobbits.
The inn's proprietor is named Herb Cocksocks.
Cotton Socks.
He tells us...
I was like, did I really name him Cock Socks? My God.
I'm writing that down for my game.
He tells us that the pigs of Roslina to the south are taken ill. Herb says that we best get our wine here because Savornirecca is dry.
Ollie is appalled.
On the 6th of Thaw, around 10 a.m., we arrive in Roslina.
which is a halfling town, and we see the fabled waterfall and rosebuds around us.
We bump into a halfling named Garfin, and he takes us over to Hobart, the pig farmer.
He says to look out at the pigs, and as we do, we observe a massive milk expression.
Om and Avalia can speak with animals as Ali turns into a pig.
Ali is trying to determine if the pigs are real.
With a nat 20, he determines that they are real.
As Alm and Avatlia continue to investigate the swollen teats, Alm touches one and gets violently expressed upon by the milk fluids.
The party is flummoxed and decides to leave the pigs and Hobart to their own fate.
Avatlia wants to see the waterfall and Garfin obliges and leads us to it.
As Avatlia sits and takes notes, Ollie and Om save a location.
We travel a few more days and arrive at our destination, Svornireka.
It is a huge city with a gigantic exterior wall.
In the previous session, on the first of Thaw, 7.30 p.m., we go down for a long rest.
We travel three more days and pass through Supalina, a tourist destination.
As we travel, we encounter a variety of creatures who have had transformations of an unstable nature.
Some little frogs, toads, butterflies, if you will.
As we continue to travel, we come across an inn run by halflings, not hobbits.
The inn's proprietor is named Herb Cocksocks.
Cotton Socks.
He tells us...
I was like, did I really name him Cock Socks? My God.
I'm writing that down for my game.
He tells us that the pigs of Roslina to the south are taken ill. Herb says that we best get our wine here because Savornirecca is dry.
Ollie is appalled.
On the 6th of Thaw, around 10 a.m., we arrive in Roslina.
which is a halfling town, and we see the fabled waterfall and rosebuds around us.
We bump into a halfling named Garfin, and he takes us over to Hobart, the pig farmer.
He says to look out at the pigs, and as we do, we observe a massive milk expression.
Om and Avalia can speak with animals as Ali turns into a pig.
Ali is trying to determine if the pigs are real.
With a nat 20, he determines that they are real.
As Alm and Avatlia continue to investigate the swollen teats, Alm touches one and gets violently expressed upon by the milk fluids.
The party is flummoxed and decides to leave the pigs and Hobart to their own fate.
Avatlia wants to see the waterfall and Garfin obliges and leads us to it.
As Avatlia sits and takes notes, Ollie and Om save a location.
We travel a few more days and arrive at our destination, Svornireka.
It is a huge city with a gigantic exterior wall.
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