Ep 128:

I'm excited to be at the gathering because I feel like a lot of people, it kind of feels like going to the moon.

You've seen videos, you think you know what it's like, but then you're asked to go and you're like,

am I going to die out there? Am I

going to die in the outer insane clown posse space? I don't know.

But I'll tell you what, there's a lot of ways you could go.

Poop dollars.

Touch one, then touch your eye.

Gone.

They got squirt bottles and they squirt you with whatever.

It could be ketchup, mustard and blood.

So hopefully it's not that.

Um, and then, um, there's also Faygo.

And if you drink too much of that, then you go, you go die.

And I don't want to do that, but I am, uh, I'm excited to see, I'm excited to see what the gathering brings.

I'm gonna see if it, if it brings us together, I'll tell you what.

I'm going to see if it, uh, makes us bond under the hot, hot sky, uh, And all the clowns that you could want.

I don't really know.

I really don't even know what to expect because I've kind of been watching some videos, but it feels a little bit like trying to sneak out on Christmas morning to try to see if Santa came yet.

You're like, you know, I could do that, but I also kind of feel like it's against the rules.

I kind of feel like I'm just supposed to show up and see what happens.

See if it makes me a juggalo because I'm doing everything in my power to become one.

So if I get there and you guys aren't bringing the heat, that ain't my fault, brother.

Okay, let's straighten this.

Let's straighten this bitch out.

Okay.