A ball can technically be an infinite sided dice | + 24 more...

Career fry cooks must have visibly better aged skin due to all the oil.

Most of us won't see the year 2100.

You will never see your death certificate.

Since running AI costs much more than a subscription's cover, one company could bankrupt another by using investor money to use the competitor's product a lot instead of to improve its own product.

Most of us have dead bodies in our refrigerators.

They just aren't people.

A ball can technically be an infinite-sided dice.

maybe the real person who discovered electricity first at some point died of a shock in the process and we don't know about it

all risks are calculated ones but some people are terrible at math

being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it but because you paid for it

All joke tellers laugh at their own jokes even if they don't laugh out loud because all jokes are told by people who think the joke is funny.

All YouTubers had to get used to that uneasy feeling you get when hearing your own voice in a video.

Nothing can ruin every bad movie quicker than learning what exposition is.

We expect professional cooks to wear hair nets, but not our friends or family, meaning we are fine eating the hair of people we know.

For an animal that's notorious for mating, you sure don't see rabbits do much.

Coffee smells great coming from everywhere except the mouth of the person drinking it.

Flashlights unfortunately got significantly smaller right about the time that the flashlight was released.

People who feel the need to point out your morning mood are often the cause of it.

A twin can be born at the same moment as someone else, but never their own twin.

Popcorn is one of the loudest foods we make.

Career fry cooks must have visibly better aged skin due to all the oil.

Most of us won't see the year 2100.

You will never see your death certificate.

Since running AI costs much more than a subscription's cover, one company could bankrupt another by using investor money to use the competitor's product a lot instead of to improve its own product.

Most of us have dead bodies in our refrigerators.

They just aren't people.

A ball can technically be an infinite-sided dice.

maybe the real person who discovered electricity first at some point died of a shock in the process and we don't know about it

all risks are calculated ones but some people are terrible at math

being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it but because you paid for it

All joke tellers laugh at their own jokes even if they don't laugh out loud because all jokes are told by people who think the joke is funny.

All YouTubers had to get used to that uneasy feeling you get when hearing your own voice in a video.

Nothing can ruin every bad movie quicker than learning what exposition is.

We expect professional cooks to wear hair nets, but not our friends or family, meaning we are fine eating the hair of people we know.

For an animal that's notorious for mating, you sure don't see rabbits do much.

Coffee smells great coming from everywhere except the mouth of the person drinking it.

Flashlights unfortunately got significantly smaller right about the time that the flashlight was released.

People who feel the need to point out your morning mood are often the cause of it.

A twin can be born at the same moment as someone else, but never their own twin.

Popcorn is one of the loudest foods we make.