[PREVIEW] They're Going to Kill Kaja

Do you know that feeling when you get, like, a song stuck in your head, but you don't remember most of the lyrics, so it just, like, can't really leave your head?

Mm-hmm.

Um, I had that happen to me today, and it's...

It was Romania's 2007 Eurovision entry.

Oh, fuck off.

It's always something super niche.

Of course it was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What? Ciarán did something Ciarán-ly.

Yeah.

F- shut up.

[laughs]

[laughs]

It's never like, it's never, like, a sense of like, "Oh, I got a Sabrina Carpenter song stuck in my head." Yeah.

No.

Which I would never do that, either.

Just saying.

Yeah.

Welcome to the non-basic podcast.

Yeah.

Um, the...

No, but, like, you re- realize that because that Uma, Nick...

I think I've shown this song to you before, Nick.

But Uma, if you don't know, this song was, like, attempting to get televotes by having every verse be in, like, a different European language.

Um-

This song made me mad when you showed it to me.

I know.

It's so bad.

So it's, like, it's English, Italian, Spanish, Russian, French, Romanian.

Um, and it's, like, not even verses, it's just the chorus, but translated, um, six times, basically.

And the tempo gets faster, and it's great.

Anyway, you realize that you can't get a song stuck out of your head because you have...

You don't know the lyrics because you can't sing the lyrics, 'cause you don't speak Russian, Spanish, Romanian.

You have no idea what s- what sounds they're making or what words they're saying.

Anyway, it's still stuck in my head.

That was my, that was my long walk.

Is it still to, to, to this, to this second stuck in your head?

Yeah.

Everywhere around the world, doopy doopy yada da da da da da da.

No, no, okay, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

[laughs] No, it's, it follows.

You have to face it, too.

[laughs]

No, because yeah, now, now it's going to be stuck in my head, and I've never listened to it.

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That was, uh, that was the 2000s era of, uh, um, Eurovision where it was televote only, and everyone was just doing, like, weird scams to get [laughs] televotes.