Jul 3, 2026 · 1 hr 52 min · 11 segments
This is probably the most normal episode ever, and there isn’t any heavy editing. It starts by returning a page we received on our beeper. This leads me to remembering I was banned from Hooters last…
Hello? Yeah, you were checking.
Okay.
Did they page me or who paged me? No one paged you.
Okay, then what the fuck
am
I supposed to do? I mean, I can hang up.
I can end this phone call, but I'm going to return the page again, and it's going to be to this same number.
I don't want to just have to hang up and call you right back again, man.
I'm not trying to give you a hard time.
I'm just trying to return a page.
Yeah, no
one
did page me.
Someone did page me.
I'm holding the beeper, dude.
It's got your number on it.
What about this are you not understanding? I'm not making this up.
This sucks for me, too, you know? Because now I got this page, I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know how to return this.
It's not like a text message.
I can't just text him, like, you know, who this? I can't do that.
It doesn't work like that.
The only thing that I can do is call this number.
Yeah, there's no one here, and
I don't know what to tell you.
Hello? Yeah, you were checking.
Okay.
Did they page me or who paged me? No one paged you.
Okay, then what the fuck
am
I supposed to do? I mean, I can hang up.
I can end this phone call, but I'm going to return the page again, and it's going to be to this same number.
I don't want to just have to hang up and call you right back again, man.
I'm not trying to give you a hard time.
I'm just trying to return a page.
Yeah, no
one
did page me.
Someone did page me.
I'm holding the beeper, dude.
It's got your number on it.
What about this are you not understanding? I'm not making this up.
This sucks for me, too, you know? Because now I got this page, I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know how to return this.
It's not like a text message.
I can't just text him, like, you know, who this? I can't do that.
It doesn't work like that.
The only thing that I can do is call this number.
Yeah, there's no one here, and
I don't know what to tell you.
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