Control; Alt; Delete: Dr. Stundel's Program To Reboot Your Dangerous Teen.
Sep 21, 2026 · 28 min · 8 segments
Welcome to **Episode 1** of the audio drama, ***“Control; Alt; Delete: Dr. Stundel’s Program To Reboot Your Dangerous Teen.”*** Adapted from my novel, it’s the story of sixteen-year-old Eddie Crowe…
I'm rotten to the core.
Me, Eddie Crow.
Self-awareness is good.
It's the pathway to enlightenment.
I learned that from Dr. Stundall.
I can see his perfect white teeth from where I'm sitting.
I think they're porcelain veneers.
I do.
No one is that perfect.
He's hovering above that lady with the red freckles and the raccoon eyes.
Are her lips really that big, or was she punched in the face? She's adjusting her bra.
I think I just saw her areola.
I'm beginning to suspect she's a prostitute.
I wish Dr. Stundle would stop looking at me with that smile, as if he were mocking me in my present predicament.
I know it's just some poster of him on the wall above red freckles, but still, like in some predetermined way, he knew I was going to end up here all along.
Hello? Haven't you learned anything? It's all predetermined.
How'd I get here? What's that poster say? I should know it by heart.
I've only seen it a million times.
School safety and crisis preparedness.
We're here to make a difference.
I wonder if those teenagers with Stundell are real people or hired models.
They kind of appear insidiously subversive, like potential sociopaths.
Hopefully Dr. Stundell looked into that.
I bet he did.
Before they took the photo, I'm sure he totally made them take the test.
I'm rotten to the core.
Me, Eddie Crow.
Self-awareness is good.
It's the pathway to enlightenment.
I learned that from Dr. Stundall.
I can see his perfect white teeth from where I'm sitting.
I think they're porcelain veneers.
I do.
No one is that perfect.
He's hovering above that lady with the red freckles and the raccoon eyes.
Are her lips really that big, or was she punched in the face? She's adjusting her bra.
I think I just saw her areola.
I'm beginning to suspect she's a prostitute.
I wish Dr. Stundle would stop looking at me with that smile, as if he were mocking me in my present predicament.
I know it's just some poster of him on the wall above red freckles, but still, like in some predetermined way, he knew I was going to end up here all along.
Hello? Haven't you learned anything? It's all predetermined.
How'd I get here? What's that poster say? I should know it by heart.
I've only seen it a million times.
School safety and crisis preparedness.
We're here to make a difference.
I wonder if those teenagers with Stundell are real people or hired models.
They kind of appear insidiously subversive, like potential sociopaths.
Hopefully Dr. Stundell looked into that.
I bet he did.
Before they took the photo, I'm sure he totally made them take the test.
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