You know, sometimes I don't really know what I'm looking at.
Somebody get a chain around that scale.
Hold it! Hold it! Easy, big fella.
Easy.
Looks like they're setting up the petting zoo.
I wonder how many kids will get eaten this year.
I can't hear you, Beep.
Sorry, Beep, not taking a work call when I'm off the clock and 50 feet from a bar.
Considering how things have been going, maybe getting eaten by rats wouldn't be so bad.
Oh, what's that, Beep? I'm only off the clock because I hacked my terminal to make it look like I'm still at the office? Yeah, I know.
How else am I supposed to drink myself cross-eyed during business hours? Well, sure, Beep, but day drinking alone at home is sad and pathetic, whereas doing it at a bar is social and acceptable.
I hate you,
Beep.
I hate you.
Okay, whatever.
What? Greetings, doll employee.
Please hold while you are connected to a doll management bot.
Here at the Doll Corporation, we don't just innovate, we invigorate
and...
Obligatory pleasantries to you, Echo Operator 3607.
It's Watts.
I do have a name, you know.
Yes, one of the many reasons we at Dahl prefer staffing the EchoNet with robots like myself.
Because you don't like names?
You know, sometimes I don't really know what I'm looking at.
Somebody get a chain around that scale.
Hold it! Hold it! Easy, big fella.
Easy.
Looks like they're setting up the petting zoo.
I wonder how many kids will get eaten this year.
I can't hear you, Beep.
Sorry, Beep, not taking a work call when I'm off the clock and 50 feet from a bar.
Considering how things have been going, maybe getting eaten by rats wouldn't be so bad.
Oh, what's that, Beep? I'm only off the clock because I hacked my terminal to make it look like I'm still at the office? Yeah, I know.
How else am I supposed to drink myself cross-eyed during business hours? Well, sure, Beep, but day drinking alone at home is sad and pathetic, whereas doing it at a bar is social and acceptable.
I hate you,
Beep.
I hate you.
Okay, whatever.
What? Greetings, doll employee.
Please hold while you are connected to a doll management bot.
Here at the Doll Corporation, we don't just innovate, we invigorate
and...
Obligatory pleasantries to you, Echo Operator 3607.
It's Watts.
I do have a name, you know.
Yes, one of the many reasons we at Dahl prefer staffing the EchoNet with robots like myself.
Because you don't like names?
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