Jan 8, 2026 · 45 min · 13 segments
In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes. Produced and…
We're closed.
What? You're having a party and I'm not invited? Sigourney, you're breaking my heart, man.
Hey, we're clearly in the middle of something important here.
Who even are you?
Well, considering he called Sig by his full name and has the name Dolph tattooed on his forehead, I'm going to go with Sig's older brother, Dolph.
A canny assessment.
Dolph?
What are you doing here? Better question, what are you doing here?
Yoink.
Ugh, this is awful.
Baking is the thing you're supposed to be good at.
Don't tell me you're losing your touch.
It's egg whites and cream of tartar.
It's not supposed to taste good yet.
Also, in case you haven't noticed, it's kind of a bad time.
For once, we are on the same
page.
Relax, little bro.
When things are messy, that's when I thrive.
I'll be the judge of that.
BOOM! DEFLECTED!
DEFLECTED INTO MY MAGIC CRYSTAL?! HE BROKE IT! I CAN'T CAST WITHOUT MY FOCUS!
AHH! THE FIRE ESCAPES! UGH! DOLPH! Whoops.
My bad.
I'll get a bucket of water.
We're closed.
What? You're having a party and I'm not invited? Sigourney, you're breaking my heart, man.
Hey, we're clearly in the middle of something important here.
Who even are you?
Well, considering he called Sig by his full name and has the name Dolph tattooed on his forehead, I'm going to go with Sig's older brother, Dolph.
A canny assessment.
Dolph?
What are you doing here? Better question, what are you doing here?
Yoink.
Ugh, this is awful.
Baking is the thing you're supposed to be good at.
Don't tell me you're losing your touch.
It's egg whites and cream of tartar.
It's not supposed to taste good yet.
Also, in case you haven't noticed, it's kind of a bad time.
For once, we are on the same
page.
Relax, little bro.
When things are messy, that's when I thrive.
I'll be the judge of that.
BOOM! DEFLECTED!
DEFLECTED INTO MY MAGIC CRYSTAL?! HE BROKE IT! I CAN'T CAST WITHOUT MY FOCUS!
AHH! THE FIRE ESCAPES! UGH! DOLPH! Whoops.
My bad.
I'll get a bucket of water.
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