Carl, you're up.

[instrumental music] Dear?

As we all know, final judgment waits for us all in that heavenly realm

realmBut we here in this realm of flesh and blood must do our utmost to strive towards a righteous and considered judgment of our peers while we all await the judgment of God.

And while I am but a man, it falls to me this day to eke out but a fraction of our Lord's wisdom.

Which is why, after much deliberation, I say unto you that the heinous murder was perpetrated by one Colonel Mustard in the dining hall with the candlestick.