I think you were like, sh- you, like, showered.

I showered.

Well, the problem was I was sitting with my feet up on the couch, and w- and I'm talking to Sam Barrett, and I farted t- like, when I tried to get up to go into the Uber, and was like, "Oh, my fucking God."

Yeah, it's dope.

Because I like how they're actually using...

Like, he turns fire into a dragon, and then Dumbledore, like, turns it into glass and he shoots it at...

Like, they're, like, w-

[laughs]

By her feet? Her fucking legs are dangling like...

[laughs]

Oh, that is brutal.

I got home and I found out, like, Parker Washington just hit a 50-yard touchdown.

I'm like, "Fuck off, dude.

Goddammit.

There's hardly football going on.

Yeah.

And, uh, there was, like, a small thing in the hills, and a bunch of people in my building are leaving, and I was like, "Whoa," like, "No one's here right now," and I'm like, "I'm kinda hungry." I went down to the lobby.

I was gonna see, and I was like, "I'm usually only down here to, like, Postmate." And so I went upstairs and I, I Postmated a sandwich.

... talk, talk about your show.

Yeah.

To watch Petty Cases, um, on a, uh, on YouTube, it's, uh, right here at Almost Friday Media with all these wonderful people, um, with my good buddy Steve Furie.

Uh, we just released our second episode with Bert Kreischer, so go check that shit out and then, uh, come see me in LA.

If you live in LA, I'm, uh, I got...

Me

and my boy Kai, we went on this trip together.

And the whole time we're like, we're going to get drunk in Japan.

Because it was like the legal drinking age was 19.

And we were 18 at the time.

And we're like, I bet we can get away with it.

And we did.

I feel like tourism is not allowed.

But, uh, what'd those guys say when, uh, we ran into those guys, and you're like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, this is Jeff Simon's kid."

Oh yeah, dude, when I was in Vegas, it was, uh, I'm like playing craps with these guys, and I can hear them like kinda like talking Pidgin, which is like the Hawaiian accent where it's just like, uh, "Hey, brah, fucking throw that thing, cuz." I'm not doing it well.

But, uh, here they were like fucking, they're throwing craps, and I can hear the accent.

And I'm like, "Hey, where are you guys from?" And they're like, "We're from Maui, dog." And I was like, "I'm from Maui." And they're like, "No, you're fucking not.

You sound like a fucking haole.

Fuck you."

That makes a lot of sense.

Yeah.