What was the date? What's the context? Tell us about this.

Like, I met up with one guy for, uh, like a feed at a pub, and he just looked so different to his photos.

And I was just like, "Look, I've, I, I've actually got work." And he's like, "Really? I thought you said you took it off." And then I was like, "Okay, look, honestly, like, I just don't think..." I was, it, it was maybe, like, 15 minutes in, and I was like, "I, be honest, like, do you really think this will go?" And he's like, "Oh, maybe not." And I'm like, "So what are we doing?"

[gasps]

...

it felt like ants, like, crawling over my skin.

Like, I, I could feel it, like, drying out.

I could feel every...

What do you mean?

They're, they're very, they're in, both clubs, Villa and Newcastle, are in a real season of, um, change, particularly Villa.

But the reason why I think it would be a good pick for you guys is because Villa are in a season of change.

It's a whole new, almost an entirely new 11 that they're fielding, which feels like a great time for you to jump in and be like, "Okay, the club is almost completely different."

Really?

Yeah, because, like, for example, Brentford play Vil- like, play Arsenal, they're just gonna get battered.

It's just gonna be, like, a complete...

And also it's the type of football they play as well.

watching down on

us.

Talk about.

I have a friend.

Do you know what they would call their grandparents? What? Slit.

No. Yeah.

Slit and jutty.

No, no, you're asleep.

[laughs] Yeah.

So when I was 15, I got dumped by a wave, and I was walking, and I went, "Oh, I feel really uncomfortable right now." And I looked down, and the foreskin was all the way past the head of my penis, and that was the first time that had ever happened.

So I was so shocked, and I went to school the next day-

What? That's insane.

But genuinely, this is the tough thing, though, because it's like I couldn't recommend it more if you're struggling with...

Like, if people are listening and they're like, "Fuck," like, "I actually am...

My foreskin is too tight, and I'm thinking about doing it." Like, you actually sh- have to do it.

Does it just mean

you're literally stressed about being sick all the time? No, I think it's like, sometimes it's, I think there's like different forms of it.

Whereas like for me personally, it's like, I'm not just like making something up where I'm like fully healthy.

And then I'll be like, oh, I think I have this.

Like, for example, like if I wake up with a headache one day and then that headache lasts a whole day, I'll be like far out.

Like I would sometimes think it's a brain tumour.

Or like I had an issue with my stomach where I had to go to ER and it happened in 2024 as well.

How long ago was that and what made you post that?

Does it just

mean you're literally stressed about being sick all the time? No, I think it's like, sometimes it's, I think there's like different forms of it.

Whereas like for me personally, it's like, I'm not just like making something up where I'm like fully healthy.

And then I'll be like, oh, I think I have this.

Like, for example, like if I wake up with a headache one day and then that headache lasts a whole day, I'll be like far out.

Like I would sometimes think it's a brain tumour.

Or like I had an issue with my stomach where I had to go to ER and it happened in 2024 as well.

How long ago was that and what made you post that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, so this will be my fifth show maybe or something, but my second time doing Melbourne and second time doing Adelaide, and it's exciting.

Yeah-

Just, just before you head into the performance.

Yeah, but I've, I've just gone there and been a bit fun.

I, honestly, it's just the idea that, like, I think, you know, confidence is very important, but having too much of it can be very awful.